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kamatsu


I would post stuff, but everything I want to post comes from here. Oh well, comments are enough for me.

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Even his belly is happy waiting for the beer to be ready 7 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Why do I imagine it speaking with Nathan Fillion's voice?
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Gee Adolf, TWO sex dolls? 15 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
4. Price, maybe?
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Get itchy 11 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Man, the memories of family barbecues on the verandah, semi-constant sound of bugs flying into the zapper...
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Simply pathetic 17 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
The Japanese word for pathetic that I'm pretty sure fits the context of the two anime there, though I don't remember from when I watched them.
Simply pathetic 17 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
æƒ…ă‘ăȘい
A fail, but a smooth one 7 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Please do not call that, it's an Australian reading/writing helpline with an ad campaign that really worked to make sure you could remember the number that you're trying to call because you can't write it down, as evidenced by the fact that I still remember the tune so many years after the ads stopped. I'm pretty sure I was still in primary school the last time I saw one.
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A fail, but a smooth one 7 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
One three double-oh, six triple fiiiiiive oh six.
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Thanks, google docs 3 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
But what if you're trying to describe a stecocksaurus?
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After 13 years of Saturn research, Cassini has retired into Saturn 6 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Perhaps they're not part of the ESA?
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Today on Weird News From Around the World 14 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Church to which god? Slaanesh?
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Learnt that since day 1 3 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Yeah, but you wouldn't suddenly gain then lose intelligence Flowers-for-Algernon-style from keeping an extra-dimensional seed in a pouch. You do with a butthole, as Morty learned the hard way.
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They are all good dogs 11 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
M A N Y G O O D D O G G O
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RUN 14 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
They missed the swirling maelstrom of death that is the native flora and fauna in the Australian one.
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Half dismantled bridge looks like a Lovecraft Horror 4 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Is that Hzioulquoigmnzhah visiting from Saturn?
But he's still a good boy 5 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
A R S O N B O Y
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I was young, but I still remember that day 31 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
They could not be American, and the history of 9/11 and the events that followed are not covered in nearly as much depth in other countries as I imagine it is in the US. As such, it's purely thanks to my extensive use of the internet that I was aware what the twin beams of light represented. That and having been reminded about it through having recently watched The Walk.
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Sound is amazing 16 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Saying that something "takes the cake" has been a fairly common saying in English speaking countries for longer than I've been alive.
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DILEMMA!! 11 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
It never made sense not to live for moral conundrums
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In case you don't understand why Metric System is so much easier 42 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Not to mention that anyone who takes up a scientific profession does learn metric. They're called SI units for a reason.
Namely because they used the French term for 'international system.'
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In case you don't understand why Metric System is so much easier 42 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
And objects such as beds, at least during construction, are generally measured in millimetres, ten times as precise as centimetres. Pretty much any construction is measured down to millimetres.
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In case you don't understand why Metric System is so much easier 42 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
...apart from those times that failure to switch between them properly results in the destruction of millions of dollars worth of equipment...
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Probably seen as a bad thing 7 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
With my freeze ray I will find the time to find the words to
Tell you how...
I love him so much already 14 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
They are still capable of hearing, I think through vibrations in their jaws?
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I love him so much already 14 comments
kamatsu · 7 years ago
Ball python indeed...
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