kamatsu

kamatsu


I would post stuff, but everything I want to post comes from here. Oh well, comments are enough for me.

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Absolute unit 5 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
"Kono Neko da!"
I'm not here to f*ck Spiders (or: How Australians love to mess with foreigners) 21 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Best thing to do, of course, is to rub Vegemite behind your ears. Scent mellows 'em out right good. Unless, of course they're in heat. Shame about Bruce, the poor bloke. Never could keep track of the date worth a damn...
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What other better way is there 5 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
As the Borderlands Psychos would say, "YOU CAN'T KILL ME, I'M ALREADY DEAD TOMORROW!"
Or possibly "SEEEEEEEMEEEEEN!"
What a great dad 17 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Given the fact that she said "I've let everyone down," I'd readily assume that she and the rest of her family are trying to raise her grades, and that they've not found the right way to go about it yet. Dealing with Autism Spectrum Disorder is hard, and not every person with ASD can be helped by the same methods.
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Wisdom about gender from patrice o'neal 12 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Fear of the name increases fear of the thing itself.
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They consider tipping rude 6 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
It's seen as you saying that they don't earn enough money to take care of themselves, IIRC.
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Spiderman is clueless 5 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
He ran out in front of a cinema packed full of people in LA and shouted "I'm alive!"
He thought they had just seen the movie.
It hadn't started yet.
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God damn he's handsome though 17 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
He had several decades to deal with his grief and he still immediately shot his dad to pieces. It makes sense with his character to be too angry to follow the plan.

Regardless of that, remember Doctor Strange had seen the future where they won and DIDN'T try to stop him, his last line even being "There was no other way."
My guess is that the Snap had to happen after that specific series of events so Fury can call in Captain Marvel.
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I hope they alright 4 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Lions and tigers and bear (and jaguar), oh my!
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Queer diaglogue 13 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
What show is this? Because while one of the actors may be the same, I'm sure it's not The West Wing.
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Spiderman's weakness 1 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
The Amazing Spider-Man (1963) #1, Spider-Man is caught in a glass cylinder by the Fantastic Four. He immediately breaks out by forcing it open.
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Who won WWIII? 24 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Cyberdeck, Ono-Sendai.
(Reference to Neuromancer, which set in the 2030s at the most specific)
Mobility of 15th century plate armour 8 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
The ease of death, at least, is completely realistic.
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What the f**k is vegemite? 23 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Or delicious. Matter of opinion and how much you were forced to ingest in order to ward off the drop bears.
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John Wick: Time Police 7 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
According to a friend in his History class, one of the people aiming to be a prefect at my high school for last year wrote his speech using techniques that Hitler used (oratory, not political). It worked. Maybe this is similar?
Driving on the right, one of the few things in Australia that doesn't kill you 8 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Yeah, I think you're right; the way the windscreen broke matches up better with that too. Couldn't see the trailer on my phone.
Driving on the right, one of the few things in Australia that doesn't kill you 8 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
The wind got under it, I'd say. That or it fell off a truck or ute transporting it.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you are never gonna keep me down 7 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times,
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times.
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Holy cow! 8 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high!
We will run free with the buffalo
Or die
Cows With Guns
Cat's Feet 4 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Peets.
So true... Wish I lived there :( 28 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
South Australia is a state. It's also only about the middle half of the southern half of the mainland.
I don't know how to program myself. I've always been to lazy to try. 5 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
I found the perfect quote a few days ago, from TV Tropes user TzeTze: "The difference between coding and debugging is analogous to the difference between writing a story and being slowly skinned alive by papercuts over a period of several weeks."
Here lies.. 92 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
Here lies Kamatsu. He was a bit of a new window.
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Wow. Just.. Wow. Get help 10 comments
kamatsu · 6 years ago
There's also the fact that it isn't Japanese. For starters, there's no "di" sound in Japanese.