I know right?

*Sigh* Guest, do you not understand the mechanics behind "Don't tell anyone, guys"?
It's quite simple, actually. People are simply finding it funny when people don't get things, kind of forcing them to look it up for themselves if they REALLY want to be in on it. So basically, the whole thing is a thing for people who want some quick shits and giggles. So when someone says "Don't tell anyone",
DON'T FUCKING TELL ANYONE

Like one giant prank on Japan or something

Imagine how awkward that would be

Literally

:D

Zero was a good kid <3

Yeah, 2nd grade. I transferred there in 6th grade. There's only 3 of us who haven't been there their whole life like the rest of them. I transferred in 6th, another transferred 7th, and the last transferred in 8th. They told me that the last school dance they had was when they were in 2nd grade.

Don't feel bad! I'm not opposed to school dances, either, but my school hasn't had one since the rest of my class was in 2nd grade

EVERY TIME

Yeah. Had to write a short story and the news reporter's name was Ivanna Tinkle. Old, but classic