*blinks*

Apparently, I call them that on a daily basis and I don't even realize it.
I've just been told this...

I called two of my best guy friends bitches when they made me mad one day

*sees what captainamerika did there*

...Are you in America?

I think we get them from Aldi.
They're really good

This girl in my class forgot how to spell 'the' in computer class. With a computer right in front of her

Yes. Yes you do

They're DELICIOUS

Have you ever had the rosemary ones?

What country are you in?

Wow...

I shall stand with the neutrals!

That's like 32 degrees F, a casualty in winter for Chicago

I want a cat...

Very late

Wait what

be happy

Oh dayum

one time I was sharpening a pencil while laying down and on the phone with my friend and the pencil lead dropped and hit my cornea and I was scared because it was one of the only times I didn't have my glasses on and now I keep them on when sharpening pencils.