Haha this is so oddly funny

When someone tells me they are single
-i can fix that-

Could they not do someone with actual musical talent?

How sassy

I always remember hating that DW fucking bitch

Got that right

I want and i want it now

Nobody will read this but i havent pooped since sunday

I hate it when people say "what"..like wtf did you not understand? Do i have to repeat?

How is beyonce a dog ? :S

Wait..you can buy ducks?!

I went to school one day and it was on my skirt and in every class someone pointed out the "cum stain" and laughed for about half a minute -_-

Can you do this with a samsung

that doesnt seem real as nothing else in the pic is jolted, just the neck

Is nobody gonna call the hospital

Funsubstance - the new way to browse tumblr

I imagined the crunch it made when she bit into it

It looks so comfy :o

My phone dropped and cracked because of this

Dem teeth