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1 year of water left 36 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
#boycottnestle. Let's make it a trending hashtag on twitter!
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Basically dating me 6 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
Call me.
When yo girl run for president 40 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
Oh thank god, I was worried a phsycopath like him was actually out there somewhere.
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just be yourself! unless you could be someone better, like me. 22 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
Can people please stop with Opinionsubstance? If I want to discuss, I'll go on reddit, But I'm here for laughs. Move it to the talk section at the very least?
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Fearsome predator chews on its victim 9 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
That kitty can attack me anyday.
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There were no survivors 13 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
It's a kitten crash, quickly someone get the catambulence!
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When yo girl run for president 40 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
You have some serious issues if you are willing to wish a painful death upon a random person on the internet just because they disagree with you. I suggest you go see a shrink to talk about your psychotic tendencies. You said ''Let's hope she's intelligent.'' Which is a very denigrating comment to make about a politician that has been a succesful secretary of state for years. Just as I said before, there is no way you would ever say the same about a male politician in the same sitution.
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When yo girl run for president 40 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
Jesus christ calm the fuck down. Assuming she is stupid without knowing anything about her is sexist. Plain and simple. Let's be honest, you would not be reacting this way if we were talking about a male candidate. It's dumb to assume that all female politicians are unintellegent because of Palin. ''I met one annoying girl once, therefore they must all be annoying.''
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We all know that one couple... 12 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
Lovin' the deer meme.
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yes 14 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
More like fucking brain cavities.
When yo girl run for president 40 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
That is sexist as hell. Do you even know who were talking about?
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That's cheap! 22 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
But can you fuck on it, that's what I wanna know.
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When yo girl run for president 40 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
It's time for the first Female president of the United States!
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For people who don't know the difference 62 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
Well you would still have to learn Kana, but I imagine it must be easier if you already know Chinese characters. I've always wondered what the difference is between Mandarin and Cantonese. Could you explain it to me?
Segway gladiator 12 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
*The only good way to ride a segway
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Truth about money 10 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
The economy is built on trust. You trust a store to accept your money, rather than the Monopoly money. The fact of the matter is, is that both the real dollar and the monopoly dollar are intrinsically worthless.
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Nailed it 13 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
Well pretty good right? I'd nom on those.
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Firemen at work 11 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
Yeah, letting her burn to death would be a bit cruel..
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b*tches be like 9 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
''Thanks babe, but what's that naked man doing in your room?''
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Oh the irony 4 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
Man that is just cruel,
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Oh Snap, America 79 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
In all seriousness though, guest is partly right. The united states has existed for 257 years and has been at war for 218...
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Time flies: The Obama family at the beginning of Obama's presidency and them now 17 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
Damn his oldest daughter really grew, maybe she'll be taller than him soon.
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Still a Better Love Story Then Twilight! 6 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
http://www.messynessychic.com/2012/05/02/how-sex-scenes-in-films-really-work/
According to this source they don't, and it seems to make the most sense if you ask me.
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Apple took it pretty seriously 36 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
I really like them, they remind me of the Simpsons.
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Quit stalin on the jokes! 4 comments
keepsake · 9 years ago
I actually like these puns, I really appreciate the effort you Putin to them.
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