Pfff, Kim has a networth of 58 million dollars and makes 20-30 million dollars with her show. She would never fuck some old guy for 1 million. He better step up his game with he wants that pussy.

Dude, If a guy would ever do that for me I'd fuck him right there in the car.

According to wikipedia:
Each year, Yulin, Guangxi celebrates the summer solstice in June by having a festival of eating dog meat and lychees, washed down by strong liquor. The 4th festival in 2011 spanned 10 days during which 15,000 dogs were consumed.[60][61] In recent years, more than 10,000 dogs were slaughtered for each festival. The animal rights NGO Best Volunteer Centre claimed the city had more than 100 slaughterhouses, processing between 30 and 100 dogs a day. However, the Yulin Centre for Animal Disease Control and Prevention claimed the city had only eight dog slaughterhouses selling approximately 200 dogs, although this increased to about 2,000 dogs during the Yulin festival.[62] Prior to the 2014 festival, eight dogs (and their two cages) sold for 1,150 yuan ($185) and six puppies for 1,200 yuan.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat#Mainland_China

Shout out to all the Brooklyn nine nine fans!

Damn dad, have dinner with your son sometime :'(

You have to have a steam account, so what's the point anyway? Buying and finishing pc games without leaving the house, what a great age we live in!

Imagine having to stand in this pose for 30 plus fucking minutes for this picture to look right..

During WW2, not all German soldiers voluntarily joined the military, a lot of them were drafted. Some of them didn't hunt the Jews but instead aided them like the one pictured. When I read books about WW2, I read passages about these soldiers. I remember one that gave a cookie to a child on a train, or one that walked into a shed filled with Jews but told his colleagues there was no one there.

This might be useful if you have a shit ton of kids.

for the last one; UV rays don't go through glass. Your wands might get warm but they won't burn.

If you're interested in the full story, here is an article about it: http://alfre.dk/identical-identical-twins/

Gay people have been around since the beginning of time. Same sex relationships have been documented in the Roman empire, feudal Japan, Ancient Egypt etc. They had to go into hiding because the Church condemmed gay sex.
And still during that time you can read journals by men that had to be gay in secret, or men who were brought before the church for the sin of ''sodomy''.
They've always been around, they just weren't allowed to express themselves as much untill now.

He has his priorities straight.

Now have orange juice and toothpaste fight to the death in ''Taste Villians''.

They had an Gandalf appreciation day to try and cheer him up.