Being romantic vs. Being realistic 4 comments
keepsake
· 8 years ago
Well, ''sploosh'', IMO.
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What would you choose? 55 comments
keepsake
· 8 years ago
Would have gone for the sex if it would have been my crush, but no, pizza wins this one.
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This is why my kid is going places 4 comments
Yay! Another Irish post! 17 comments
Yay! Another Irish post! 17 comments
keepsake
· 8 years ago
Yeah, because they don't have a history of 200+ years of slavery and abuse.
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Next thing she knows he found a wheelchair 5 comments
Some free advice for today 29 comments
keepsake
· 8 years ago
Well in some other countries you have to worry if it's fireworks or if someone blew up your garbage can, which can also be very annoying.
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Hard at work 7 comments
keepsake
· 8 years ago
apparently it derived from the French word Messipi, which derived from the name the Native Americans called the river: Misi-ziibi. So it seems like it became a weirdly spelled combination.
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She won 18 comments
keepsake
· 8 years ago
That's what you get for taking an unsollicitated naked picture of her. You grossly disrespected her privacy, even more so by posting it on the internet.
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Taylor Swift's Typical Love Story 6 comments
Hard at work 7 comments
keepsake
· 8 years ago
I mean like this: Misisippi. You could leave out the second p too while you're at it.
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How to react when life gives you lemons 3 comments
keepsake
· 8 years ago
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
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