Sweetest hate message ever

Wish I was that fresh in school when I got made fun of.

Damn you could almost buy the horse with those prices!

Why is there a random guy photoshopped into the bottom left corner?

We didn't have lockers at my school because the school before us would hide drugs in them and the school didn't want to pay for drug sniffing dogs.

I used to do this so my mom wouldn't yell at me for eating before dinner.

Maths? Fake.

First one he looks like an annoying school boy who gets whatever he wants from mommy and daddy.

Been looking for this post for forever! He was actually messing with the paparazzi.

My husband and I's relationship.

Would be a shame if the cat.... farted

I sleep naked so technically I am always wearing what I wore to bed underneath.

This never gets old.

I'm a high- functioning sociopath......

Literally can't handle this!!

My mail man left my new laptop from amazon at the end of my driveway was clearly a laptop too. Almost ran it over when I got home.

Or he is sad because the guy took his cake

Is it laying on a blue banana

Extra 20% off at Macy's sweet!!

I have like 5 drawer like this

One day

Well then