I'm not sure if I would want the nuggets or the tomatoes and cucumber.

It makes much more sense to protect one target with a wall than to change millions of bullets into decoys.

Except ugly and beautiful have different skull structure, fat has a wider skeleton(unless her flesh and skin has been removed) and if very thin, the bones should be more fragile than for a healthy person.

Did he turn into a midget?

One of the facts is wrong, which makes me doubt every single one of them.
Hulk was originally gray, because they didn't want to affiliate him with any ethnic group. In one issue, there was a coloring issue, which caused him to have a greenish tint. The writers liked it and decided to keep him green.

I slowly lifted her shirt, raising it above the head, removing it. I dragged my fingers from the back of the neck to the back of her bra, opening it swiftly with two fingers, letting them fall onto the ground. "Take my skirt off," she said, a tone of impatience heard in her voice. Playfully, I slid my hand under her skirt, dragging it lower from the inside, as the back of my hand brushed against her panties. "My shoes," she said. My hand, still holding the skirt, travelled lower along the legs, up until the shoes, which were removed with a simple push. "The panties are still on," she said with a tone that showed she wanted me to remove them fast. They gave a slight resistance, as they were quite tight around the waist, but it didn't prove to be a problem for my hands, which had been doing that every other night. She glared at me, "I don't want to catch you wearing my clothes ever again."

Due to bad grammar it says "US men", as in "United States men".

Second to last should be switched and the last one is:
First: Band member
Second: Pedophile/manly homosexual
But that's just my opinion.

hue hue hue

You're either blind or severely mentally handicapped.

Well, technically it can be correct. Being the side chick for a loyal guy can be possible, if every person in that mess know about eachother and eachother's relations and are somehow okay with that. In this case, the man would have to pay more attention to the other female, in order for the other woman to become "side chick". Quite a stretch, but possible.