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What happens next will amaze you 8 comments

kezeal · 7 years ago

Chances are most would've just taken the wallet and never contacted the owner. He's like half-good, half-bad. The golden middle.

Spider-Man babies 17 comments

kezeal · 7 years ago

Yes.

She looks 12 31 comments

kezeal · 7 years ago

The third picture is fairly obviously about cunnilingus.

Get back at your ex boyfriend 14 comments

kezeal · 7 years ago

So when she was the one to cheat on him and he breaks up with her, he deserves it?

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Seems legit. 7 comments

kezeal · 7 years ago

I knew it: CIA.

wow time flies 41 comments

kezeal · 7 years ago

And it has become a full circle once again.

What happened to us 9 comments

kezeal · 7 years ago

The buzz/nudge thing only came in the late days of MSN. I remember when custom emoticons came out on it, I had wayyy too many of those.

I Notice Everything 6 comments

kezeal · 7 years ago

This is so edgy that I almost cut my eye reading it.

I couldn't have even answered those, damn. 5 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

I read the last one as "Love is when you hang yourselves".

Always consult an expert. 8 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

3 vodkas per 2 people is what you need if you truly want them to be plastered, not simply fairly drunk.

Taxes 34 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

Then when they're able to earn those luxuries, let them buy. Not while on welfare.

Taxes 34 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

If they can't stay off drugs it's their own fault, noone else's. Better give that money to a family that doesn't spend it on drugs.

I'd watch it for sure. 9 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

That's Christian though.

Please take your top off 10 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

Only Tuesdays here... and when beautiful women are around.

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Food 16 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

There's a difference between good cheap food and dumpster diving.

When kids clean their room 16 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

I'm a hoarder. Nothing goes in the trash unless it's irreversibly broken and unusable.

Pureblood slytherin hermione 14 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

Inbreds.

Can't Understand Your Language 24 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

You could just learn to pronounce words correctly. If people speaking a different language can do it, so can you.

Get it? 27 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

After some googling, I found out it's from a Dr. Seuss book. That crap was never popular in my country, so "omg don't tell" is quite ridiculously stupid. People from other countries who haven't read the book couldn't get it.

Colors guide 13 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

That's pretty much what I got from it on the first sight.

Why people pirate movies 5 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

It's actually thousands. If you go to a torrent site, you can see movie having thousands of seeders and leechers for a few months after they come out.

Pick up line genius 11 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

The width and depth of the foot changes when you gain or lose weight. If you're fat and become slim, your shoes would be too large for you. Vice-versa, if you're slim and got fat, your shoes wouldn't fit you anymore.

English 5 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

Grammatically incorrect.

Because f*ck Her 16 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

Pork is considered white meat.

Why are we treating our prisoners better than out soldiers (in the US) 25 comments

kezeal · 8 years ago

How does it make you sleep calmly if people from your country shoot people in another country that aren't even invading yours?