"u touched a duck once and ut was the scaruest thung un mu lufe becaise ut had a really cold head and u don't know ut wasn't fin"?

what about the ones who eat it by itself or with water?

beautiful

when i seen this post i was already a step ahead

its playing peek-a-boo

push hard or go home

and if he tripped him in mid-air?

genius

i really hate the spoon one

i re-read it and thought it was supposed to say "same thing" but realized i was wrong

nope *rolls over and fall asleep*

its fun to stay at the...

i throw you and you explode. so realistic

it's like he made a life decision

i tried

thats some scary shit

next thing you'll know it'll be a headboard

exposed

i was eating a cookie and almost had a heart attack