I always say "have fun" when someone tells me they're going to the bathroom.

*bows down to you* teach me your ways!

False. My best friends older brother has tattoos all over his arms, legs, and neck and he works in a grocery store as a pizza maker and everyone loves him.

I dont care who you are. You give me a box of donuts im dating you faster then you can say donut!

Durning my last school play I was a mom and I had to borrow a doll from the kindergarden room, and I didn't know it was on... At the end of the scene we were practicing it was dead silent cause the song just finished and our directer was thinking, i accidentally hit a button (i didn't know the doll had) and very loudly to doll goes off saying "feel my buttons momma." I was then known as the girl with the ugly demon baby

I honestly thought the bottom right picture was still his lips, till i read the title...

As a singer who is actually performing this song for the second time at my school... This makes perfect sense and actually helps better than the sheet music

I've had to deal with a horse that would "crib" or "wind suck". They are very stubborn and will not stop until put In a special collar like device that stops them from cribbing.

My brother goes to college at OSU and they have these chairs in one of their experimental rooms. They are so cool! I wanted to steal one when I went down Saturday.

I get these references now!

I'm still mike... :(

I am very confused by this....

I feel stupid... I thought it said "Mona Lisa" not "Mona Lisa's eyes".... I spent like 10 minutes trying to find the full picture till I went back and read it again..

For a second I thought her nail polish was just black sharpie...

The one time I regret getting on this site before bed....

I've done about 8 or so of these... And Im a woman...

At my grandparents house you have to balance the switch to turn the upstair loft lights out because the one upstairs doesn't work and the one at the bottom doesn't turn off unless balanced in the middle.

Had to watch this for like five minutes just to figure out what it was...

Is that the guy that faked the Sign Lauguage?

Accidentally scrolled past this to fast and thought the title was "screw nipples" till I scrolled back up to it..

Is it sad that the first thing I noticed was Niall Zayn and Liam in the back and how confused Niall looked?

Found out I got an A+ on my Sign Laguage Test/essay that I didn't study for today. This is basically what I did on the inside when she handed me my test back

Can I just say, I have yet to see an ugly G/L couple.. They are all so attractive! And freaking adorable together might I add.