More like bulbus-aww

Theres a creepy silver face behind her

Pushpups

I want a hotdog so bad rn

I love how its been 0 days (boxed and underlined) looks like a washing machine....and we all know how we lose our socks..

Man, they start work young these days

When I solve which gifts to buy, all the other tabs can go bye bye. Dat fresh google search feel

Oddly satisfying

I feel like a psychopath could read this and be like k

He totally pawsed

G.L.O.R.I.A Glooooooooria

Thats like when you are watching a movie with bad subtitles and the actor speaks for a while, but the subtitles just say one word
Do you want this?
"Do I want that?! How can you ask that? I do NOT want that because its not the right colour! We have been through this, you're so infuriating"
Subtitle: "No."

Pathological liar

Where's the buy it now option!? Hehe

The only Dr she needs

Chick 'n' foot

I can't help but see missed opportunities like this everywhere

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

This is a gateway drug, it starts with Catnip then they try HeroFIN then mICE

You're not supposed to get any moisture on cotton balls!

Okay gotta say, got the wrong idea

Australia just culls the weak off quicker

Heckin doge

Its a conspiracy