If I repeat the joke I will draw attention to the fact that I didn't come up with it, the other person said it

Unfortunately that's only the dream

Yeah that would actually bother me. I wouldn't feel like I was getting clean and the petals would tickle

Oh because it looks very similar to my Russian Blue :) that's pretty cute! They must be like your children

What a way to get out of the lesson..literally

Wot

Immensely lucky to have her

Thank you Keanu

@icontrol, how are you doing? :)

Yeah!! And watching 10 minutes of unskippable adds, every ten minutes, as compared to 10 seconds here and there

Maaaate. They're both probably lovely young women. You should be ashamed. Your name says it all now huh

Every single time I try to imagine the part, my head changes the song to Space Odyssey by Bowie. I know they're two different songs but..EVERY time I see this post! Silly brain

What a little trooper. This breaks my heart

:) sounds good. You can do it!!

"Ah I believe I had TWO shot glasses"

Nah, the chicks name is 'disgusting'

Andy more like Randy. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.

I feel the same way about work minutes. It has to be a conspiracy right? Like weekends go soooo much faster than a day of work and yet they claim there's 24 hours in EVERY day?

Mum tryna watch her shows and you come in talking about the latest memes

By liking this I am uniting :)