kimsims

kimsims


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Life outside the internet 5 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
Did you enjoy playing Zelda? Ba Dum Tss
When a waiter says "enjoy your food" every single time I will say "oh you too!" 4 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
Or you're leaving someone's house and they're like "drive safe!" And you're like "you too!" ...shite
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He's the devil 7 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
His feetsies tell me otherwise
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Its someone's birthday today, just not mine. Or anyone I know 17 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
She thought of everyone :)
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Safety is adorable 2 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
This is such a good idea! Bravo
Proud parent 4 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
As autocorrect would say, accomplished as duck
Pickle in a pond, would you eat it? 8 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
I was quoting the song :) I thought he said YOU wanna fuq me like an animal but I may be mistaken
*Face of extreme concentrate* 9 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
This makes me super happy
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He is getting the F out of there 2 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
Get the F off my grass heh
*Face of extreme concentrate* 9 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
Or something that rhymes with the last word of the title
Pickle in a pond, would you eat it? 8 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
Well this escalated quickly
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This is how I woke up:) shadow crossed his leg onto arm so I couldn't escape 14 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
You must have a special bond together :) glad you're reunited!
Fvcked up, all the time! 8 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
Oh, I'm sorry :(
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An eyeful 4 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
Woohoo I'm worthy!
An eyeful 4 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
Eye see what you did there
Am I on the news now? 5 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
I've never seen a freer looking tied dog
Fvcked up, all the time! 8 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
You should buy this eraser for your brother and then gift it to him from your parents on Christmas.
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This community never ceases to amaze 12 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
It's not a stabbing, it's a surprise laceration
Pickle in a pond, would you eat it? 8 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
This is also exactly where my mind went, friend. Hey, this song. Everybody knows this song
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This is how I woke up:) shadow crossed his leg onto arm so I couldn't escape 14 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
Aw! May I ask where you found shadow and much later? Poor kitty must have had quite an adventure. Guess we will never really know what he's seen
Finally some good ***ing food 1 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
"I didn't order the Ratatouille"
It’s the worst 2 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
If I repeat the joke I will draw attention to the fact that I didn't come up with it, the other person said it
Imagine 10 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
Unfortunately that's only the dream
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Blogger taking a pizza bath 1 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
Yeah that would actually bother me. I wouldn't feel like I was getting clean and the petals would tickle
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This is how I woke up:) shadow crossed his leg onto arm so I couldn't escape 14 comments
kimsims · 4 years ago
That's gorgeous. My cat is currently curled up in my bed. Some neighbourhood cats have been picking on him and for the third time in three years he has another leg injury -_-
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