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I don't think that's what life is about 4 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

Tbh as am I

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Text from the ex 3 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

And this was years ago, 2

How my wife sees it 10 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

You're perfect
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*Belches*

Since we've been having feelsubstance lately.. 21 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

Bodyguards

That realization 10 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

I think he was hoping the friend would determine by chest size instead of using the general stereotype. But the friend stereotyped and was correct

Comma chameleon 19 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

*metal starts blaring*

Give it a chance Brian 4 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

If Dave does this it will be 'Dave I shot'

To aid my insanity please take notes 4 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

@maksee for pink

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Child abuse 10 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

Principal Vagina. No relation

Oh magic 8 ball why am I such an asshole? 6 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

What the hell are you talking about I've seen a bullet bounce off your eye ಠ_ಠ

Chivalry is dead 10 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

typical @maksee

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How to perform the William Tell trick 2 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

I haven't seen this in over 5 years thank you

Oh magic 8 ball why am I such an asshole? 6 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the guy taking your wallet. Not sure though, it's a close call

Sad karp 7 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

Furk @maksee

The spelling's wrong. But it funny. 3 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

This is my @spookykink57

Don't mind me. Just tryna stay on the yearly leaderboard 9 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

K cat

Pico Cão Grande in the south of São Tomé Island 2 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

I still don't like your girlfriend

The most difficult english poem 14 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

I've seen this many times in my life and I refuse to read it. It just too long you're bound to slip up at some point and misread something

Not OP! For all gers waiting for love! 3 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

9g ag BOT

These are not the droids you are looking for 11 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

hol up

My relationships 6 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

4 Years later and still as single as I was 4 years before this post

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well shit 11 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

You just retarded. Not like you're ever gonna see this though

well shit 11 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

You're learning this type of MATHEMATICS not this type of MATHEMATIC

Water is a really good shielding against radiation. Plus the water in Power plants is 5 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

Best we can do is cancer.
Take it or leave it

:D 13 comments

king_me · 5 years ago

They get excited when they see @sunflowers