kingchris

kingchris


Laughter is what God wishes for me. To be joyful in him all the days of my life. And I hope the same for you.

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Just found on Twitter 16 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
He started it! >:T. forget this, I'm telling!
Just found on Twitter 16 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
p.s. - I. know like 2 stories where drunk people speaking their mind has got them.killed.
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Just found on Twitter 16 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
speaking of which, my drunkenness has made me lose my car, have court fir dwi, and has made my family and friends disappointed.So I quit drinking, but either way, dont offend people, if you don't like being offended
Candle seesaw 6 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
Idk, but I feel like I'm right there with yah
Blood vessels in the human body 19 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
When I speak of blood I feel feint, And when I'm feint, I'm nervous, when I'm nervous, I laugh. so this is the funniest post I've seen all day :'D
Just found on Twitter 16 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
Lmao I wanted to say that, but I found it offensive, and I wouldn't like to be offended, so I didn't offend... Turtles
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The nerve system of a human 16 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
But the googly eyes....
This dog wants to be a meerkat 8 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
I don't watch tv anymore. I just blog on Funsubstance... omg. Does that mean I'm going to be influenced into being Greatness?
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Just found on Twitter 16 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
I see nothing but ninja stars and a fat but happy snow man.
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The nerve system of a human 16 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
I think THIS individual was individual was PRETTY tall. Lmfaoo I just realized the googly eyes!
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Friends mom 8 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
I wish my mom could stop working and hopefully I'll spend more time with her. I practically had to raise myself, but if she were to ever be sick in any way, I'd quickly donate my love and care for her. respect and appreciate.
So my fellow Fun substance bloggers, love your mother, you'll never get another
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Anniversary Feels 74 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
I feel unloved. But I too well have aFS wedding, or maybe I should save myself from all the witty comments in this site >.>
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Now I finally see it 13 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
:( I still use his pick up line. 10 % effective
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Anything 3000 9 comments
kingchris · 11 years ago
Sherminator 3000 ;)
High Five? 1 comments
kingchris · 11 years ago
:'D Haaaaa . * Very loud actually audible Lol
Cool in school 5 comments
kingchris · 11 years ago
actually, this kid is a hero, unknowingly, but a hero indeed. I salute you. keep your stds to your self
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If you really want to be cruel on April Fools' Day 11 comments
kingchris · 11 years ago
you might be a lady. am I correct? Cause this is a manly man's April fool joke
Nobody saw it coming 8 comments
kingchris · 11 years ago
when they attack, I must be ready, and fight like a warrior >:O . " For Mother Russia! "
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1001 Dad Jokes, 5th edition. 14 comments
kingchris · 11 years ago
B*ttercup, you little sh*t 4 comments
kingchris · 11 years ago
I would actually consider it to be a compliment,.... But.... she's kinda.... scary.. a little.... just a tad bit...
Joining funsubstance and realizing how addictive it is 12 comments
kingchris · 11 years ago
been 1 month 1 week and 3 days I believe
Only in Japan 24 comments
kingchris · 11 years ago
I read it so vividly I farted from fear.
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I finger myself when I want 6 comments
kingchris · 11 years ago
oh no. I'm very Christian, but I'm also dirty minded, and this will ruin anytime I either: read the bible/ am with my girlfriend...... life is ruined
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Traditional fine dining 3 comments
kingchris · 11 years ago
the only thing they call America, is the heavy duty weapons, cheeseburgers, and FREEDOM! In China, America is another word for FREEDOM. ( Must be Capitalized)