kingchris
Laughter is what God wishes for me. To be joyful in him all the days of my life. And I hope the same for you.
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Pizza man 22 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
Ok i drive 300 - 500 miles a week; Work, school, home. I live in north NJ, there's a lot of traffic = a lot of idiots. i try to be safe, but idiots are growing exponentially = A LOT OF EMERGENCY BRAKING. p.s. - In snow, it's best to try to tap the brake but instead use steering manuvers, has saved me pleanty. p.s.s - i wonder of he touched her boob???
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I actually want to buy the Xbox One 5 comments
Dat moment 6 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
IDK about yewww, ... but i've ran out last minute before launch, with my pants down to my ankles to go snatch my phone/ipod... One time the window blinds were open... the neighbors were barbecuing.. the neighbor lady became extra friendly to me... I think I've said too much
B*tt scratcher! 18 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
Yup, she's a pro, but by the look on that poor magnemite, its his first time ;)
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Kid got some spelling skills 6 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
You know, those few times the teachers are wrong? ... this is one of those moments
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A blue dragon mollusk 14 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
o.o when you called me by my name, I was about to ask how did you know... don't do that Jiff, please. I now feel exposed, like that picture of me at that Christmas party..
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Wat 19 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
for some reason, everytime a new lady pooped out her mouth, I kept saying Wat. (I meant popped, but poop is funnier lol)
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Trampoline tent 8 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
IMAGINE A FUCKING MOBILE TRAMPOLINE? ! It's 4:17AM . When my greatest ideas come to birth
Ridiculously photogenic judo guy 10 comments
History is fun 19 comments
When vegans get angry 14 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
But, dont animals eat plants? so if you feel bad for them, why are you eating their food? and even animals kill animals, why dont you stop them from eating and hurting each other? You just can't win in this life. So stop trying, and just do what pleases you. Like eating salads :)
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Space Bars 1 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
It took me too damn long to get this one......... too damn long........ i haven't slept, its 1:18 AM
i saw this at 1
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i saw this at 1
Harry on Louis & Eleanor 10 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
I have no idea who this is, or who louis is, or eleanor.... How long have i been on Funsubstance? Should i be worried?
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Perfectly timed 1 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
IDK about you, but when i was younger i pleayed a game called "Super Smah Bros." for the NIntendo 64 and this was Fox's Power Move.
Awesome.
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Awesome.
How Many Of You Used To Think.. 8 comments
When you try to hold back a sneeze 1 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
Goes like: Pijurn! Pijurn! .. people like "Did I just hear a laser go off? "
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