kingchris

kingchris


Laughter is what God wishes for me. To be joyful in him all the days of my life. And I hope the same for you.

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brilliant idea 22 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
but then.... why not go home? you'd pay to go to sleep? ? * Jackie Chan "What the? ! ..." Face*
Epic last words 12 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
Word. To big bird.
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Knock knock joke, the right way! 11 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
this should be published and sold everywhere for free
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The ultimate fap station 26 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
Fapped to Death...
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Beauty 19 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
I've had insomnia for three days. I blame the substance
Beauty 19 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
... did I just find a friend? lol. it is now 2:20 AM where I'm at, keep blogging leahjade !
Hey neighbor 4 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
you smell that? ..... it smells like
BURN! ! ! ! !
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Beauty 19 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
let's stop making life complicated, the floor is someone we can rely on :) . and this one time during the summer, I can't off the couch shirtless, and it sounded/ felt like Velcro lol
Don't we all do this sometimes? 10 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
with my claustrophobia you don't! !
Beauty 19 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
it's ok.. they're leather ;D we'll just wipe off anything that wasn't there before :X
Beauty 19 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
yeah, and then let's drive home and go to the living room, cause my new couches ROCK! ! ...
Beauty 19 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
lets just get to the car if you know what I mean :D
The ultimate fap station 26 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
... idk about you, but I need a lot more room to fap, I make an evening of it. I light some candles, get comfortable clothes, and then... I PUT ON HEAVY METAL SO I CAN FAP LIKE I'M TRYING TO BEAT A WORLD RECORD!
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Beauty 19 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
O.O you, me , the bathroom now! ! ... wait,, women's or men's?
Beauty 19 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
sexy (ehh) beast? (well, let's just say... if it's a full moon ;D) lol
brilliant idea 22 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
.. I mean they already have naked statues everywhere, might as well..
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Follow your dreams kanye! Please 10 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
it's ok mr. explosion, you have said enough...
Follow your dreams kanye! Please 10 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
:( according to my dislike, and your comment I'll just say "ogay :'("
Just a business meeting 12 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
I don't mind living in a world filled with; Love, Chicken, and coffee. Sounds good to me. \^.^/
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brilliant idea 22 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
Your hand position is making me uncomfortable.
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Beauty 19 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
I look better in the dark... midnight, in a room with no windows, while you close your eyes dark .. (no creepo)
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Follow your dreams kanye! Please 10 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
One does not simply..... 2 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
wowo... got me better than anticipated i
So true. 5 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
were you making a sandwich?
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The Sunset Reflected in an Alligator's Eyes 5 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
If i saw this, my only defense mechanism would be to build a wall with all the bricks that were shat.
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