kingchris
Laughter is what God wishes for me. To be joyful in him all the days of my life. And I hope the same for you.
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Only cowards hunt lions 31 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
we talking lions. lions is the subject. The big cat. the giant walking pussy. NOT dear my dear
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A big wet spider 12 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
Crabs are like spiders. squid's are the wet hidden animal we haven't discovered yet that only lives in your nightmares
Sochi: "There's a wolf in my hall" 17 comments
What is he looking at, the world? 11 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
are you.. telling me.. that sheep are important in your life? listen here captain Baby-Butt-Soft, you have nothing to say to me anymore. conversation over.
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What is he looking at, the world? 11 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
OOHH SO U WANNA HAVE IT LIKE THAT HUH?? WELLLLL, my country could shove nukes so far up your ass you could taste the radiation ! US uses 25 % of the worlds resources CAUSE WE CAN AND EVERYONE ELSE GOTTA DEAL WITH IT OR ELSE! AND BITCHH !!..... we started the whole free thing so u... can.... suck it
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What is he looking at, the world? 11 comments
Wait, what? 6 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
Have you thought of using a cup sir? or Perhaps a different dating choice? Or maybe even finding a better doctor?, Don't worry, we'll pull through. Stay with me its gonna be OK
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Y'all are beautiful. 24 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
I just saw the movie but I'm watching it again, and I'll Bring the (DRUMROLL) PIZZZAAA !!
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On funsubstance... 4 comments
Jennifer Lawrence is fat? Oh yeah? Can I be "fat" too 26 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
we're young and dumb all we do is rebel, this whole damn country (for us americans on FS) was BUILT FROM REBELLION ! Long Live The Rebels !
If he was a dinner he'd be Shaquille O'meal 41 comments
The numbers check out 14 comments
What is he looking at, the world? 11 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
I do this in the subway all the time, then I start talking to the only stranger not on their phone and I mention very loudly how " Nobody specializes anymore, they just spend their time staring at their hand"
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