kingchris

kingchris


Laughter is what God wishes for me. To be joyful in him all the days of my life. And I hope the same for you.

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A lantern festival in Thailand 14 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
Are they still looking for the lost princess?
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Money of Americans 16 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
You have to write a letter to the UrbanWord commission beforehand and let them know you are going to be using the word fly. After reviewing the situation, they will let you know within 5 business days whether or not you can use the word fly, or not.
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When I wipe after a dump and it comes back clean 3 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
BUT, how??? i Know it exists, i saw it !!
It takes a special kind of stupid 7 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
That stage in your life where you try sexual experiments with everyday items
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Smoked far too much 9 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
Sink in 6 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
I feel ashamed that i had to stare for 10 seconds before i got it.
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I love this 26 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
I love me a woman with a full body. i just can not resist. TBH i don't like most models, sure they're pretty but, i'd rather have a sexy laday ;D
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I am concerned 8 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
And so, the words that started the story of how my uncle ended up in a hospital. lol
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I am concerned 8 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
Mr.Lucifer, i had a very serious question, if the thing is undead, is it considered alive?
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It would work! 29 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
I want to start this with ice cream
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Ladies and gentleman, the Itty Bitty t*tty Committee. 136 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
BUT, my only exception is she needs to have nice lips (for all da kisses like all da tyme)
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I did 9 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
OMG i tought i was the only one :D
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Buster baxter 60 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
i never heard of that card
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Ladies and gentleman, the Itty Bitty t*tty Committee. 136 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
As a man I'd like to say boobies aren't that important to me, i shall love a lady the way she cometh.
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Nope, nope, nope 15 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
me after every date... ever!
I need to cuddle more.! <3 103 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
pillows cuddle... kinda
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I did 9 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
I read it in different voices
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Comment The Rudest Thing Anybody Has Ever Said To You ♥ 294 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
Thanks, it was hard, but when you live someone you have to try to fix things. I appreciate all she is, and so we set aside our differences
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Buster baxter 60 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
Chris lays down a Green Reverse Card! bam! now what's Pebble going to do to plot his revenge against Ms.Ferret ?
Buster baxter 60 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
Nah honestly i just throw the cards and i hope i won something. it's like i look at everyone else's face to see if i won lol
Comment The Rudest Thing Anybody Has Ever Said To You ♥ 294 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
Lmao dont stress it that was long ago i luvs my mama and we're super dope now.
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Buster baxter 60 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
(It is lol, but back to business) I CHALLENGE YOU FOR TITLE OF KING IN THE FORM OF A GAME CALLED; poker
definition of real friendship 2 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
I feel like there is a very frustrated young man in the friend zone. " I'm afraid he's gone past the point of no return"
REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE 8 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
CHAWCLATES! MA, THEY'RE SELLING CHAWCLATES!
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Comment The Rudest Thing Anybody Has Ever Said To You ♥ 294 comments
kingchris · 10 years ago
I thought I'd have a better soon than you - Mom
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