kingchris
Laughter is what God wishes for me. To be joyful in him all the days of my life. And I hope the same for you.
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Do you want to eat it? 19 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
And go down i shall
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This is really accurate 18 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
I don't care what else happens in my life, u just pray and my dream is to race cars wherever.
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When strawberries start to germinate their seeds 20 comments
Love this guy 7 comments
Happy birthday Funsubstance! You're 2!!! 28 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
GLOBAL PARTY AT ONCE ! AT 12:00 am NYC STANDARD TIME WE LIGHT SOMETHING ON FIRE AND STREAK AND EAT BACON !! I LOVE YOU GUISE !
An alien's guide to humans 16 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
It's so cool learning things everyday: English is apparently Intergalactic
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Arte 4 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
Lets make this a game: Stare at the GIF for as long as you want and count how many situps Jesus does. Comment The number. GO ! For Me = 55 (before wondering what I'm doing with my life at 4:01 AM)
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Should You Get Back Together? (Wait for it) 9 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
If you're a man, you'll get over it. When it comes to break ups, men have to find a way to get past it bro. I myself am kinda softhearted but, I would just not know how to react to a "Man-Break-up-chart" I'd stare like o_O wtf. So don't get your panties in a bunch guest. Just toss em out the window and let em hang Bro.
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Strongest material 17 comments
There's always next year 7 comments
WHY 36 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
WHYYYYY ?!!!! NO! ! ..(even though I'm on the toilet reading this it makes me want to cry) :(
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Putting on pants Drunk 8 comments
Ever seen an ass so perfect you had to sit down? 5 comments
kingchris
· 10 years ago
one time I had to lay down and contemplate my life and booty for an hour... then I realized, i Live FOR the booty
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