KingDaddyPants

kingdaddypants


I am the daddy

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Non princess mermaid, someone requested 5 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
Thanks my guy
Ive tried, this is true 2 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
If you must, try this yourself please, i doubted it at first too.
Candied orange slices 2 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
Non vegetarian
November in Toronto, Ontario 2 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
Fur sure, I just ate a bagel by the way.
Approachable motionless Donkey 5 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
I used my toes
HaHaHa! 2 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
The stool is not taken because it is loose
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Twill be long and hard 2 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
Heh heh, long and hard. Hehe
Imagine being an emo just becaouse you are sad, just be depressed like a normal adult lmao 6 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
So if yer like me, and go without clothes, wut is that supposed to mean?
The reversed wish 3 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
I fucked up if this is true
This slide looks amazing 5 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
There wuz a shork in there
Bats are actually closer to bees, as far as that goes 9 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
Bats: fast, moves, Flies, and can stop. This means that it is also a helicopter.
Go to the gym for your health they said. 2 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
They wuz working on ther car-dio
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Frozen rock looks like a heart 4 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
- Made in China -
Mission Impossible theme plays [OC] 1 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
At that point, my cat would have just beaten the absolute shit out of me
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I know not what weapons WWIII will be fought with, but the catalyst will be this Monopoly 5 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
They need a national coin shortage edition
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This cat's markings are trippy 6 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
It has legs, eyes, a nose, and hairs, so it is human
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I drew this just now 9 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
Yes
I drew this just now 9 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
I dont totally know, i just kinda drew random shit
This is my doggo 3 comments
kingdaddypants · 3 years ago
Very