Before they get to her, can we throw her in the pit of doom?

U IS FOR UKULELE!

F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN

I hope it isn't a cry for help! :0 that's such a sad thought

Umm... *"they were asking for it" /:

So...... o.e what now?

It's just.....Indian culture. With the whole "she was asking for it" type thing

Pokemon Diamond was my first DS game *sighs* oh memories

^ I found a vegan!

^ I am not sure what to say to that

True. Okay now how did this thread go from HP pick up lines to a brief discussion of my romanyic status?

I don't have a crush! I'm just really nice

The things I'll do for Pebble 0.0'

I have a hormonal imbalance that makes it virtually impossible to have babies ):

0o0'

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
(You know you read it to the tune)

*looks down at boobs as well* damn...I can't cover for you

I VOLUNTEER AS VIRGIN TRIBUTE!

Well MY TARDIS is a red 80s convertible (sexy, na?) And it regenerates like I do. I'm not worried

I CAN MAKE THE SACRIFICE! *heroic theme music*