Yeah....this is me and Harry Potter

I don't think I could even bring myself to eat that

Sad but beautiful

I need to rest on this chair....my legs are a little Thor

Life advice by Facebook

Blackjack, hookers, and eternal torture. What could possibly go wrong?

Listening to Cobra Starship....also, I'm pretty damn sassy

You might have the wrong recipe. I'd teach you, but then I'd have to charge

I think Blossom's face makes the picture way better

I never will (:
Edit: my boyfriend who I haven't seen in a year is coming to the US on the 21st (: ...I hope he still likes me /:

*cries while hanging up lone reindeer sock*

This is so true though! The truth really is stranger than fiction! Not always in a bad way (I mean, in theory I'd be arranged to marry-the fiction- but instead I may get to actually have my own life-the truth- doesn't make much sense but I love it)
So deep.
I love it Saviour.

Yep. That's definitely how it works