Okay seriously I asked one if my friends which one he would choose, and he said "where's the birth control?" XDXDXD

But you don't know that early in pregnancy

Might be twins...

No comprendo

Dog: Dave.... Dave... Just... No. *deep sigh* this is what I deal with.

Actually it's a hammer... Not a club. A hammer with a handle... Get it??? Hehehe I think I'm laughing waaaaayyyyy to much for that punny joke.... Get it?? Funny? Punny? OMG IM TOO MUCH! XDXDXD

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Omg look in his badge.... There is a face!!! *scary music begins...... Now*

Mom! It's spring break!! Lol

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Hehe... The last has butt hair
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Must.... Resist.... Spelling.... Correction!!!!

.... I thought I came up with that all by myself... I thought I was a genius... Awkward.

Wing wing, he** no

Left tooth: I LOVE THESE GUYS THEY ARE SO FUNNY. WHAT'S FOR DINNER TO NIGHT GUYS, OH THIS IS GREAT.

.... I read the whole darn thang but.... It took me like a minute and a half XD

OMG TODDLERS AND TIARAS XP

If ya know what I mean

Avoiding eye contact....

Fifty-six, fifty-seven, fifty-ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

Oh, silly people.... Obviously they were trying to make it fancy!! Climbe

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