http://www.campingsurvival.com/shmoplfuforw.html

Jayden Smith? Is that you?

Oh no! *whispers* He said the butt word...

Dat username though...

*crashes into fox and starts humping his face* I'm on it durell479!

In the hood.

That might explain the turtles in Finding Nemo.

Yo mama.....

*escapes while adding onto diabolical plan* Mwhahahaha!

Yeah guest, you're welcome to hang with us anytime! Since you are so nice! :)

Hahaha Stick of Truth! :P

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I'm just kidding.
Sfalkjsdfjasdlfkjasdf is actually right! (:

Yep. Pretty much. *proceeds to throw glitter at your face as well*

Hmm, maybe the Ellen Show?

* don't

Lock and load.

I think we all would.

No, thank you! (:

My name is Shithead and I pee with the lights off..

Gavin, shut the fuck up and calm your tits man!

What if you had huge pores? Will he penetrate those too?