Probably not. I've seen some of these in Australia, they're very common.

So you live in Virginia?

Mwhahahahaha! And we'll use books as weapons!

Yup.

*trips* NOOOO! The tits have overpowered me!

Calm thy lovely tits.

Dammit. Do I have to vomit glitter at your face again?

^continues porn/action movie... *cuts off nipples and throws them at your face*

That's exactly why I love FunSubstance. (:

Or spikes.

I know right! But I can't seem to decide which one is cuter...

I love you guys.

And then there's you.

The food, apparently.

Why don't guests learn to stop insulting themselves.

Stop insulting yourself guest.

Double yus!

Books, books everywhere.

What the hell is an eleven year old doing here?!?

It works. I tried it.

SHIP! SHIP! SHIP!

Fat and ugly like your mom.

Crap. Goodbye world.
*dies by tits*