Take another selfie!!!

Hold the fuck up. Pizza, or else!

No, thank you, for showing your awkward prettiness!

Wh would I want to rape it?

Wait! You know the price! One pizza for every man you take! You owe me!

Same. I got so worried and was like "Where did it go? Did I swallow it?" And then I had a moment of sudden realization. Yeah, I'm a dumbass sometimes.

You can have him, on one condition, you get me pizza. How's that sound?

Do tell.

Hawt.

Tut tut. You made your final decision and now I keep the rest. Unless you give me pizzeria.

Maybe they're born with it,
Or maybe it's Maybelline.

Damn, at least I still have Tom Hiddleston and Orlando Bloom.

You chose wisely. And because of that I will let you have one more. Take your time.

Fine, take your pick. But only one!

Always a pleasure! (:

Why do people do this to themselves? I understand that one reason is to have a cup holder embedded in your forehead for when you lay down, but why?

Bitch please, all the Brits belong to me! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dafuq? Are they trying to create a species of bagel people?