Walk up in the club like what up I got a big cock.

*clothes

Damn, smooth.

Exactly.

Thank you guest.

Damn.

What if the guest was a man...

*sheds tear* That was beautiful!

I guess I'm fucking Canadian now...

Well, at least you have another reason of why you shouldn't come to 'Murica.

Go walk into a door a few times

Wow. We love you too maxgoldsmith.

Haha thanks for clearing that up. I was so confused. :)

But you're fucking luci. You make puss come out their ass until they give you some fucking ice cream.

No, this my selfie.

Do you not see the dude thing.

Bitch please, I can barely draw a stick figure without fucking everything up.

You have just broken the internet.

Oh god... O.o

You mean like anal beads?

Or maybe she already did...

Wait, you don't have a lasagna button on your remote?

The shipping has begun.

You don't say?

I think that the guest is a noob at life. :/