*DOON DOON DOONDOON DOON DOON TSS TSS DOONDOON DOON DOON DOON DOON DOONDOON TSS TSS*
We're in heaven

I love the end slices, especially on fresh bread

... what happened with Caligula?

And the last picture?

Presentation needs work... and if that little smear is all the sauce you're giving me for that rice I'd be so disappointed

That's so polite... In South Africa we have a range specifically named "Black like me", it's made for black African women (which needs to be specified, because living in Africa we're all African). It's not an insult to be black, coloured, white, Indian, whatever you may be... I don't see why someone can call you white and is fine but calling you black is offensive. Love yourself people.

Ignoring all the other drama, your founding argument is that rednecks are better because they'll blind themselves looking at the sun rather than listen to the advice of others like a stupid college kid?

"an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature"
Cheerleading counts. Being at a competition wherein you're tossing girls and basing them constantly qualifies.

Yes guest, and in headlights he doesn't justify her munchausen, only says he regrets that it's pulled them so far apart

I thought @third meant people didn't immediately realise she's a horrible person

@spookykink57 thank you. That helps, I was confused for a moment....
Since we're on the topic.... what does the rest of the world call naartjie's?
What about Granadilla?

Hey! He had blue balls! She was just helping

"I went in headfirst
Never thinking about who what I said hurt, in what verse
My mom probably got it the worst
The brunt of it, but as stubborn as we are
Did I take it too far?
"Cleaning Out My Closet" and all them other songs
But regardless I don't hate you 'cause, Ma,
You're still beautiful to me, 'cause you're my mom"
"'Cause to this day we remain estranged and I hate it though
'Cause you ain't even get to witness your grand babies grow
But I'm sorry, Mama, for "Cleaning Out My Closet", at the time I was angry
Rightfully maybe so, never meant that far to take it though,
'cause now I know it's not your fault, and I'm not making jokes
That song I no longer play at shows and I cringe every time it's on the radio"

Have you ever used the acronym in a store? I can just imagine someone on not always right demanding a DK and the poor cashier trying to figure out what it is

.....this argument is pathetic