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You can easily just as easily say "1st January 2019"

No.

Patiently waiting for a response

It's true that opportunity won't be coming back but the reasons are still unknown and can't be properly philosophised, seeing as they couldn't download any information as it's processors had shut down. Until someone goes to Mars and saves opportunity it's lost to us

You sign in for a friend so they aren't failed for lack of attendance

Hi there
My name is kitty
You've made me purr with belly scratches
Prepare for my claws to return the favour

For me its Ling Xiaoyu

The king was in his parlour counting all his money

When the pie was opened the birds began to sing

Haha, South Africans unite =P
I'm from JHB, yourself?

I am actually :P

Thank you! He likes copying my poses for selfies

Leopard Tortoises (^^,) Absolutely the sweetest most social pair of shell babies I've ever met

... I hate to be that person but Kudu...

During Apartheid the prisons had similar cases. People so often slipped on soap or jumped out of windows...
http://everythingaboutenglish.weebly.com/in-detention.html
This poem summarises it brilliantly

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