Valid point tbh

This is too funny for them not to remain friends at the least

Still is.

Hey I trust em

Well people would figure out eventually and telling them is better than it coming as a suprise.

Mercutio was really the best part of that movie.

Nobody calls you that you meme loving fuck

Ah but can you do polyphonic yodeling?

I personally dislike apple as a company so no.

Did I fucking stutter?

Yes

Yeah just like relationships. Even if you think "I'd be so much better for her" or some shit like that you'd have to be a huge douche to try and intrude on that.

Maybe you're just epileptic