The joke or the title?

We keep in touch but long distance was too difficult for us to maintain.

Yeah we dated a while but we had to split up when she went back to France.

Yeah thanks, I remember a tiny bit of French from when I had a French exchange student in my math class and I wanted to impress her by speaking in her native language.

I dunno I probably butchered what I meant to say.

JE ME RENDS!

Could just be his natural body shape. Some people have a simply wider upper torso even with a lot of work.

Dude wtf

Somebody hasn't heard Hey Ya by Outkast

*woosh*

Are you ok? Are you sure this is the right post?

It's a joke based on the song Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine. I recommend watching the funk overload music video for it.

It's a first date, obviously you don't need to be some kind of watch dog but I'd be concerned for my hypothetical daughter going out with some boy I haven't met.

Is that what he calls it?

No

If you start the day the challenge begins than this is humongous. If you have planned out a story prior sure it's not as bad but still.

Wow they use actual food in prisons but not as good as its produced outside? Shocking /s

I believe that the idea that pink is gay or feminine is from Hitler as well. Could be wrong tho.

Yeah that's a lot of content to make. Imagine doing a full essay each day.