Kouya

kouyaaotsuki


“Yeah, but do you see the shit you post? And the shit you talk about. And your profile? And you?”
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I'm a naughty student 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
BDSM stands for Bible Dictation/ Studies Management. The nuns should be praising her
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Can you think of better one? 106 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Dick
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Dicks
Harry Potter and the Dick of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Dick of Fire
Harry Potter and the Dick of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-dick Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Dick
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Can you think of better one? 106 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
101 Dicks
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Weapon law in germany 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Anything is legal without police
Trying to look at funsub but kittens 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
If it is not for sits, why is it made of warm?
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Painting over classic disney movie stills 12 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Isn't this robin hood?
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XD 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
XXD
Ross, no 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
*jazz music stops*
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Interesting animal facts 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
I think it’s talking about the particular side it wags on, like wagging from the left to the middle if it’s sad, wagging from the middle to the right if it’s happy
The balloon cops 12 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
There was also @water, but she’s probably ded now
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The balloon cops 12 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
They’re just be on the ground shooting all the balloons that aren’t lisenced
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So romantic 1 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Hes just a floppy disk once you take off the case
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Cash, credit, debit, chip card, Apple Pay, Bitcoin, Doge, or Android Pay 10 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Only normies pay in "cash" or "debit", real men pay in gold!
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He has his father's eyes 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Just as handsome
Donation accepted 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Just 10th dimension boys, i think
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The peak of being friends after a relationship 10 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
We better use a "y" instead
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Killing poachers to save rhinos 13 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
90% of the comments will be angry people saying poachers deserve to live
Monkey see monkey do 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
It’s cute how babies can’t roll themselves over so if they land on their face they will choke because they can’t roll over.
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North sentinal island 30 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
If the population gets too low, their descendant’s DNA will probably be filled with incest.
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We must protect the baby 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
He protecc
He attac
He da cat
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North sentinal island 30 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Dragon pranked himself
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Good use for the cat 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Reminds me of that dish in Japan where a woman lays across a table and puts sushi on her back
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Enjoying life, one cake at a time 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
MOAR KEEK!
Argument from ignorance 1 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
That sound like something a rick and morty fan would say lol