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Peace talks 10 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Its meant to be the other way around but ok
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A hair-raising experience 10 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
I didn't read the first panel and i thought the last panel was him wearing a wig
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Australian bicycle race finish 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Not included: An army of Uganda Knuckles following the truck asking "Why are you running? You do not kno de wey"
Equality 1 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Luckily for you I identify as plural
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Pun compilation 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Unrelated, but whenever i don't understand a joke, its usually a dirty one.
I didn't understand elephant one. Does that joke have a dirty meaning?
Unexpected invasion 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
It did not kno da whey
Ladies need more confidence 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Guest, fun fact, you can reply to someone by clicking “reply”
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1,700 year-old roman mosaic 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
What dat mouth do?
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Asian magic 13 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Ten points to Slytherin!
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Im back! Sorry if you missed me haha 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Get back yo star
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He really grew taller 14 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Physicists work with imperial measurements tho
He really grew taller 14 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Its 15 months ago, more than a year. he didn't grow any more than he should have
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Vegan is life 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Is third-hand veganism cannibalism?
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Chocolate fried chicken. Really??? 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
It’s like that pizza someone put gold leaf over and set its price as $1000
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Internet hugs from 1.83m 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
I do that also! But I put mine around their neck
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I feel the speed alone would probably kill you. 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
G O T T A P R O C C E D W I T H I N C R E A S E D V E L O C I T Y
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Greek 101 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
99% of funsub: exCUsE mE [insert ten sentence rant here]
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Anon makes a friend 5 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
I should check my room for the onion chopping ninjas before I browse at funsub next time
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Cheering up mom 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Suprise motherfu*king egg
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Natural selection at its finest 40 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
...if you do not lie to his satisfaction, he is bound to keep bickering, you cannot afford to delay that all day, wasting meaningful time and energy.”
TL;DR: Don’t bother trying to argue, it’s pointless anyway
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Natural selection at its finest 40 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
I knew something like this was gonna blow once I saw this post.
In ancient Chinese literature, a story like this goes: Once, there was a man who wanted to ask Confucius a question. However, arriving at his door, an apprentice answered and the man asked a question to the apprentice
“How many seasons are there in a year?”
The apprentice thought and answered:
“There are four seasons, sir”
The guest looked in shock,
“No, there are three in a year”
And so the argument went back and forth
Just as Confucius reached the door, the apprentice asked
“My teacher, surely there are 4 seasons per year?”
Confucius looked at the guest and responded
“There are three seasons in a year”
The guest held his head high and thanked Confucius before leaving.
After he left, the apprentice asked, “teacher, there is clearly four seasons in a year, why do you answer 3?”
Confucius responded
“It is pointless to reason with a man who doesn’t understand the principles of four seasons in a year,
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The best way to describe a hamburger 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
V E R I L Y
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A lot of people ask, “Why? Why treat the robber this way?” 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
In a way, what they do is art
I think I stay too long in the shower 26 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
How about why we Chinese are registered as “British-Asians”
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