Kouya

kouyaaotsuki


“Yeah, but do you see the shit you post? And the shit you talk about. And your profile? And you?”
Love you too, Timebender25

— Kouya Report User
Immune-system-kun is trying his best 10 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Mine bails out every spring and summer...
2
My first pet is a duckling, before it got gnawed by dogs. I got a dog 2 years later. 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
@title: Poor ducky. How big was it before it was slaughtered?
3
I have three cell phones 20 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Or one that you can track to find the robber
10
Happens every time 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
And the guy below doesn’t look up
3
*duck and run* 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
*whispering* stupid sexy earth-chan
4
Someone just cracked five eggs into this pan 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
You can make eggs with double yolks with Jamie Oliver
5
Someone gets it 15 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
I didn’t speak until I was 2 years old
Someone gets it 15 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
They didn’t tell us how fluent she is, saying “hello” in mandarin doesn’t make you automatically fluent in mandarin.
5 · Edited 6 years ago
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, Beesus? 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Everybody wasp thinking for the pun
2
My eyes! 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
All it needs is a dogfilter and a few emojis
How the Kangaroo was made 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
And let’s put it in Australia with everything else
9
If it exists, you can lick it 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago 3
No gender assuming 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
In the anime, it was shown those were inflatable as he let air in and out of them
14
Who goes to cholidg 10 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago 2
No gender assuming 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Luckily for you I identify as plural
At least she tried 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
That kid facing her studying did absolutely nothing. Friendship 0
Who goes to cholidg 10 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
The “i” worries me slightly more
13
Decode the message 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
*Deal with her mess with us
2
Decode the message 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
What happened to the “With Us”
A different kind of Cinderella 12 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Still smash anyway
This is why you don't swim in the ocean at all 13 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Actually, it’s me at 3am in the morning looking for my shredded cheese
8
Smell it 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Another exciting battle between boys in my class who think deodorant is an substitute for washing and my respiratory system
7
There once was a hunter... 1 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
Scientists say mysterious fluid that existed since the beginning of time kills anyone who drinks it within around 85 years! Scientists still don’t yet know why
3
Black vs white 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago
I have a classmate who beat up a guy the year below for calling him an “nigger”. He didn’t get suspended. I also have the same birthday as him
4
I love this man 11 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 6 years ago 2