I’ll stick with google translate thank you

Intestine

You’ll never know when you might need one

She looks just as handsome as Gru from Despicable Me

Get your cat to purr all of them

The fanbase gonna orgasm

Humans need head pats too

Thicc thighs save lives

Damn the onion fighting for food again

Outies aren’t that bad, it’s supposedly easier to clean than innies

Mine now

At one point all the bubbles are going to be popped and you are just going to drive around with a sad, wrinkly piece of plastic until you replace it

Oh dear, what has my people done now?

Some are comfy though. It’s the tight or “skinny fit” ones that suck

I genuinely thought after reading the first two paragraphs that this is gonna be a 8-ball guide and i was about to scroll past this monstrosity until I noticed the comments. Thanks a lot for giving me a new fear of coconuts and maggots

Aww thank