Alright then I can go like this.

It's because it is the dark Lord Lucifer congratulating then with more power for they are one step further in world domination, starting from the internet. (PS they reflect the light)

Yes, and marshmallows too.

It's still burning http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/329975/fort-mcmurray-canada-only-2-roads-out-scary/ (PS sorry for the insensitivity, I guess?)

I would've made more puns but I was so busy the only way I could do that was if I would bend time.

It's just that the jokes been used 2-3 times already (maybe more).

It's called a cusp, I think.

If if hadn't played the game, I never would've guest that you were a skeleton.

It's a movie called spirited away .

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

A camp fire huh, its an okay start.

It's been around 22 years

*PSH who doesn't listen to the voices in their head?
Do it for the vine bruh

*hands gasoline* you gotta.

Hey you could go to HELLNO airlines, they aren't as good buy they'll take you to omgno, from where you can catch a flight to fuckthistanbul.

Ahh thanks.

I don't, mind telling me? (I've probably forgotten it)

You've probably read it again by now but if not, it says that she was hit by a drunk driver and died.