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"Swat-ing" is a thing? 30 comments
lalartu · 6 years ago
Not only blam the person who did the prank, but also blam the fucking swatt team who shoot at the tiniest move of someone!! Never heard anything about nonlethal ways to stop a person?
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The life of a king 1 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
I've seen this post like 10x but everytime I see it I smile again because it's so cute *_*
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Apple idea 8 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
That profile pic^^
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Italian parents will be charged if their children are malnourished 11 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
Well, it is possible to raise healthy children with a vegan diet. Some of my friends are vegan since birth and pretty healthy. In my opinion parents should be punished if the children get seriously sick of the diet. Not only vegan but also McDonalds children.
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So it has a meaning 5 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
Oh, I also had to look it up D
Cat math :) 2 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
Are you sure? I think she only said "Ich bin ein NERD" :D
To all of you anti-public breastfeeding 22 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
No, you are not wrong. But urinating has a uncongenial smell. And it harms the noses of other People. Breastfeeding doesn't harm other people. That's the difference ;)
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To all of you anti-public breastfeeding 22 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
Breastfeeding is one of the most natural/normal things on earth. I don't understand why some people are against it.
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I really wish stupid hurt 28 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
It's because the people take away the cows child to collect the milk. Milk cows produce way more milk than regular cows. Of course it hurts them when we don't milk them. But that's because we want it like that. Naturally the milkflow would stop like it does with humans.
If phones were cars 4 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
I think it is also for safety. Because on the inside the crash is softer when the car crumples. When it bumps back because of stability it hits the persons on the inside harder. But thats's just an assumption^^
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For those who are too lazy to dip bread in spaghetti 22 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
You can't do this!! Who are you to think you are allowed to cut spaghettis?? You monster!^^
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Best uncle ever 5 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
No, we have here sweets called "Eiszuckerl" They are blue and refreshing. He crushed them so they look like Meth :)
Best uncle ever 5 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
Wow, my boyfriend did the same but with "Meth" :) (at this time we were watching Breaking Bad together^^)
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Rats are so misunderstood 22 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
Words can't express my love for pet rats *-* They're just little fluffy cuties ^.^
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Baby parrots looks like dinosaurs 20 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
I hope that is sarcasm.
Otherwise -> go and educate yourself
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Always end up saying "short but not too short" 9 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
How short do you want them?
As short as necessary and as long as possible
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Why is this so hard to understand? 5 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
I think it's because some people are scared of things they don't understand and therefor hate it and don't want it to exist.
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Me with Crazy=Genius 28 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
Woah yeah. Saw then live at Rock im Park a week ago ^.^
...More often than I care to admit! 2 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
Yeah, but mostly I enjoy my music ^.^
Can someone explain this? 15 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
Heavy Metal \m/ :D
It would be majestic 37 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
They would become extinct within one year. That's mankind.
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Stuff for your future home 16 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
lol...a secret room with a fucking window :D
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Accurate. Extremely accurate. 6 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
Wow... german youtubers made a similar video :D
https://youtu.be/LrencUT1U2E
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Never raise your arm as a Nazi salute in Germany 28 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
It's not stupid if you know the history. And in this specific context it makes much sense.
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Birthday in college 4 comments
lalartu · 8 years ago
I once bought a Twinkie because of the movie Zombieland. I just wanted to know how they taste. Not as good as I thought...^^
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