After all this time ?

It was pretty awesome when the Captain actually called him by that full name later on. He had weird rules and was excentric, but he stuck to this rules.

I do the first one, and I'm very well aware that it looks better.

Sorry to but your bubble, this is fake. That guy would've been a god had it been real.

I mean, that one about tearing bread rather than cutting it is like 'old manners' i think. It's not like the father is a nutjob (I don't know about the rest of his 'rules'), but my aunt once told me that, its like 'not eating with your fingers', it's part of old style decorum I think.

Although I really don't mind hooking up with a chick who has a boyfriend (it's her responsability to be faithful, if she is willing to cheat with me, she would be willing to cheat with someone else, so I figure it might as well be me), if a girl TELLS YOU she has a boyfriend (in a 'fuck off, i'm not on the market' kinda way) and you still try to hit on her, then you're an asshole.

My problem with this kind of joke is that I find it really hard to believe the kid came up with it. She is joking about something she can't possibly have any experience of.
Idk, maybe she does it herself, in which case props, but I find it way too likely that a parent wrote that :/

I mean... I would eat a girl's ass and I won't eat a pickle.