Lamortenmarche

lamortenmarche


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Mha hart 8 comments
lamortenmarche · 5 years ago
After all this time ?
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Noice 7 comments
lamortenmarche · 5 years ago
I always go to a bar. Its not too formal, because nothing feels weirder than being on this really romantic date with a girl you just started seeing, and there's alcohol, which always helps.
So many different reactions 7 comments
lamortenmarche · 5 years ago
That's Abed. He is one of the main characters, he is a bit weird, but not a perv. Basically he is looking at it and probably doesn't give a fuck and doesn't comprehend the sexual aspect of the scene.
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One more reason to learn French 12 comments
lamortenmarche · 5 years ago
More like "its easier to learn french, than it is to learn to understand French people trying to speak english".
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Being neighbors doesn’t make you friends 7 comments
lamortenmarche · 5 years ago
I mean... I would just use the side that is cleared, regardless of which house is mine.
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Imaginary son 4 comments
lamortenmarche · 5 years ago
Depends really. A lie like that, all you have to do is act like youre not the kind of guy to really talk about your personnal life out of work, and then you don't need to say anything.
Pet names 3 comments
lamortenmarche · 5 years ago
the thing would be that Tony answered to 'Honey'.
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Give yourself a name 10 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
It was pretty awesome when the Captain actually called him by that full name later on. He had weird rules and was excentric, but he stuck to this rules.
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What not to do in some countries 15 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
I think it's getting better with the younger generation. Can't really tell for sure, as I'm french, but I'm always happy to speak english with foreigners, but usually their face kinda lights up when they see you speak good english x)
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Discrimination 16 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
Nothing is wrong with pineapple, it's an amazing fruit and tastes really good ! Just NOT on a pizza.
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Things I do for my country 40 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
As a kid who was raised in different countries (spent most of my life abroad and traveling thanks to my parents), I think I would take it. As much as my home country means to me... We're talking 1million dollars, and I'm already planning on spending most of my life working in different countries.
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I'd be pleased as pie with 5/20 16 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
I do the first one, and I'm very well aware that it looks better.
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20 minor things in everyday objects that you never knew they had a purpose 14 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
Exactly what I use these for. Stop spending 20minutes emptying all my pockets trying to find my lighter.
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The dream 5 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
Sorry to but your bubble, this is fake. That guy would've been a god had it been real.
Follow the rules 21 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
It's more when you take bread while eating your meal (I'm french, so we have baguette with our meal :D ). But it's like old style decorum, noone gives a fuck in my house.
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Follow the rules 21 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
I mean, that one about tearing bread rather than cutting it is like 'old manners' i think. It's not like the father is a nutjob (I don't know about the rest of his 'rules'), but my aunt once told me that, its like 'not eating with your fingers', it's part of old style decorum I think.
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Oh yeah 10 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
How am I garbage for letting others make their own choices and making my own choices ? if someone flirts with you (let alone if YOU start flirting first), you respond positively, and you end up cheating on your partner and then you put the blame on the person who you cheated with... Maybe you're garbage and you need to learn to take responsability for your actions.
Oh yeah 10 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
Except when I'm in a relationship I take it upon myself to be faithful. As I said, if she is gonna cheat, she is gonna cheat, might aswell be me ripping the benefits of that. I don't owe her anything, she is a grown up, making grow up's decision, it ain't my job to make sure she makes the right ones.
Oh yeah 10 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
Although I really don't mind hooking up with a chick who has a boyfriend (it's her responsability to be faithful, if she is willing to cheat with me, she would be willing to cheat with someone else, so I figure it might as well be me), if a girl TELLS YOU she has a boyfriend (in a 'fuck off, i'm not on the market' kinda way) and you still try to hit on her, then you're an asshole.
hmm... 2 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
That party is called 'mushrooms', just enjoy the trip, itll be ok !
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How can anyone prefer this system? 32 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
As someone who doesn't understand fahrenheit... What makes it superior (genuine question, not trolling)?
How can anyone prefer this system? 32 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
That makes no sense. Basically you're saying that imperial is better because you are used to it so it's more usefull in everyday life. Guess what, you could be just as used to metric. I mean your example about the forecast... Someone used to metric could do the exact same example, so it absolutely does not showcase the superiority of imperial system...
10 year Old Comedian 7 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
My problem with this kind of joke is that I find it really hard to believe the kid came up with it. She is joking about something she can't possibly have any experience of.
Idk, maybe she does it herself, in which case props, but I find it way too likely that a parent wrote that :/
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Good professor 3 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
Not always.
I'm a lazy piece of shit who skips class and always does the bare minimum. Thankfully enough, I find school easy so I didn't fail anything, but I wouldn't blame it on the teacher if I did.
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Real street name 4 comments
lamortenmarche · 6 years ago
I mean... I would eat a girl's ass and I won't eat a pickle.