How the average man thinks 4 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Or a pervert, you never know.
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She was made to be a maid 19 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
How do you get caught? you hear someone opening the door you stand up and pretend to be making the bed. Remember to yell "room service" to get bonus stealth points.
Admit it 27 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Well it depends how any people were asked each time. Coz it could totally be biaised.
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The struggle with innovations 6 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Maybe the customer just wanted to win horse races. Did you think of that? No you didn't you sold him a car you jerk.
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She was made to be a maid 19 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
How do you get caught? you hear someone opening the door you stand up and pretend to be making the bed. Remember to yell "room service" to get bonus stealth points.
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Respect to these girls 23 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Actually long hair should be tied in an adequate manner too. You don't let it hang loose.
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You never come back from that 2 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
That's why I lie a lot, now that my truths are questionnable anyways, might as well take advantage of it.
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Respect to these girls 23 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
I hate to tell you, the gesture was nice, but a hijab is NOT adequate to play sports (I'm assuming something like footbal or soccer). No religious reasons or anything, it just ain't adequate, the same way you don't wear earing or shit.
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Number 28 Though 99 comments
Number 28 Though 99 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
once again "ilder" and not "ilver". Also I agree that this would be rich rhimes, otherwise any other word ending with "er" would work.
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They believe in their product..... 45 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
How about coming with adequate tools to take the whole thing back to your place, and figure out how to break it open there?
Let's be honest. 1 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Weird thing is, months later he is the seeker of gryffindor. He wasn't able to catch a letter amongst hundred slowly falling to the floor, yet he catches a tiny ball whose movement is unpredictable.
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When everyone gets trophies, no one wins... 14 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
I don't know. As I said, I receiver partication trophies as a kid (even when losing), and it really didn't prevent me to learn to deal with failure later on. I mean, I'm not sure that going hardass mode on a 8 year old to teach him that life sucks is a good idea, he'll figure it out soon enough. Kids are innocent, I say we shall let them have fun, reality will strike soon anyway;
Kids will always be kids? 3 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Well you are a fucktard. Good parenting or not kids will sometimes do stupid things. It's bound to happen. There is however a problem if incidents happen frequently. But raise your kid perfectly, he WILL someday do something stupid. And that's where "kids will be kids" is to be applied : if your kid is well-mannered and shit, there's no reason to go ape-shit on the first step he puts out of line.
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When everyone gets trophies, no one wins... 14 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Or the fact that we are talking about kids. I'm not saying they make sense in big events, but some kids aren't here to be competitive, they are here to have a good time and play some sports they enjoy. And participation trophies give them some proof and something to be proud of => it makes them happy, and that's what mattered to them in the first place. I got some as a kid, it didn't make me a stupid egotistical bitch, it helped having fun after that football game, cheer with the team, be happy. And I can cope with failure just find, you have to put it in perspective, what you do to kids can't be compared to adult stuff.
FIFA 6 comments
"dont have the confidence" 41 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Well, "confidence to be a slut" is silly, but I have to agree on something : life is short, and you only get one. So yeah: get drunk, get naked, do what you want, have fun, LIVE YOUR LIFE.
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Grown up annie 5 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
As of personnal experience I'd like to add : dumbass people who forgot to bring their real glasses when they went out for whatever reason, and end up indoors with two possibilities : see blurry stuff or wear your sunglasses that are adapted to your view.
When my female friend wanted to paint my male nails 14 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
I enjoy the time spent with the girls if I want to bone her. Let's face it, it gets you closer, and can get you laid. Otherwise IT AINT HAPPENING.
The world cup is nothing but smoke and mirrors 15 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Meh, don't worry, you have beautiful ladies, that ought to entertain the strangers!
The world cup is nothing but smoke and mirrors 15 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Well I sure wouldn't go to your hospitals or schools, but I'd have fun in your stadiums!
Lol.. Sorry i cant think of any good titles i suck 8 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Well, it's no excuse, but it helps to understand. Somewhere in the books (if I had to guess I'd say in book n°6), Dumbledore explains that Snape is pissed at Harry because of the werewolf prank, especially as James ended up looking as a hero and saving his life. Also he kinda transfered his hate of James on Harry (once again, in book 7, in the memories of Snape you see him and Dumbledore talking, and Snape think Harry is arrogant and stuff (as James was), but Dumbledore says that Harry is closer in looks to James, but to Lili in his mind.
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Lol.. Sorry i cant think of any good titles i suck 8 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
I did, Snape didn't like Harry, he loved his mother and protected Harry because of the prophecy and stuff when Harry's mother died despite his plea.
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There can only be one 13 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
oO I just realized that I could use the right shift key for that purpose instead if tearing my hand to try and reach the key before giving up and using Capslock... Now I fell stupid, thanks for nothing you jerk.
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