A Story of a man and his bears 23 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
If that dude DIDN'T have a ringbear at his wedding he missed the opportunity of a lifetime. Just sayn
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Epic test win 4 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure in a test like that, such answers would get him an A. I mean, as you said, it's trick questions, so it's not a serious test, therefore his answers are "correct".
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Bae lyin 9 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Happened to me the other way around. I did feel bad, but when I say "don't worry about her", I freaking meant "I'm not an asshole, I wouldn't cheat on you, and she isn't an asshole she's my friend she would'nt want it this way either." And I meant it. Once you're broken up though, she IS fair game, and it doesn't change the fack she never was a threat to the relationship, because we're not all assholes who would cheat with any attractive person we see.
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Edited 10 years ago
Mile sign fixed 25 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
I think 420 is something like "weed day", or something pot related at least. i'm also not sure (not a US citizen so...) but colorado might have been one of the first states to legalize weed. So that makes this sign a symbol for pot smokers. Not sure though.
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Museums 16 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
I'm a dude. And whatever I'm doing, if I'm chatting with a cute girl I just met (especially if we hit it off decently), i WILL have my mind on the flirting.
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Museums 16 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Are you crazy?? I mean the clerk LITERALLY said "Here, let me give you my number." What is she supposed to say? "I want you to fuck me?" She is at her workplace, she has to be a little subtel at least, and also she might want to keep her dignity in case he turns her down...
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How to find a lost dog 15 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
You cat didn't get away, he escaped, and is now plotting his revenge. Your best hope is that he never comes back, for when he does come back you shall suffer eternally.
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Technology advancement 11 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
I had never noticed pants pocket had grown that much in the last decade. Gotta hand it to the tailors.
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How to cheat on exams 5 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Yeah, I just type shit in my calculator and openly read it during test as it's perfectly legal. *Justsciencestudentsthings*
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My life is a lie 14 comments
And I just kept walking 2 comments
Do you guys have more stories like this? 9 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Or an excuse. I've made up quite a few excuses when I couldn't find an easy way out or the courage to tackle it the normal way.
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A question worth answering 24 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Yeah, I'm not a believer either, but I don't understand how the sun is necessary to count days, when what matter is the earth revolving around itself.
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A question worth answering 24 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Well... maybe I'm stupid but a day is the time it takes the earth to spin around herself. So yeah, who cares about the sun.
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Emma Watson being cute on Twitter 5 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Meh. It's not sexy / hot / cute to be technologically impaired. Not when you're under 50.
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Everything is different in europe 13 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
I got that from the post, just stating that the European way seems more logical. Then again I'm biaised.
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Everything is different in europe 13 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Am I the only one who finds this perfectly logic? I mean "Frosted flakes" describes the products, Frosties sound like an abreviation, typical brand name. (Yes I'm from Europe).
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God damnit, dad. 5 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
I sincerely hope you read the books. If you didn't read them, as great as the movie was there's no such thing as the book (especially number 5... Best book of the series, the movie wasn't close to the awesomeness).
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Thank God for a partner like this! 4 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Well, for me it's the other way around... I'm perfectly comfortable talking, and I like to believe I'm good at it and will do a great speach if I have the material... But I'm goddamn lazy, so if I have a partner who kicks ass at research / doing the pre-work and is afraid of talking I'm damn happy :) But I try to even everything out in the end, out of respect, because otherwise he does all the work I consider "hard", while I get the recognition for it.
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The truth has been spoken 12 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
Let's face it, if I ever have the money to buy a Ford Mustang it will be for me, not for any lady.
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No f*cks given 5 comments
lamortenmarche
· 10 years ago
No matter the backstory thats is a blattant lack of respect towards your team, your teammates and your coach. Sad.
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Considering that the american legal system is fucked up and prone to abuses, would somebody who hit the dog / kid and end up sued (therefore needing a lawyer) be able to press charges for false advertisment or even get the charges dropped because of this?
(Serious question, I really want to know :) )