You can poop without peeing quite easily

I mean, Pope Francis says that dogs can go to heaven so I think that debate is figured out.

That person needs to learn how to park better

Okay, why would anyone throw a bunny over a bridge in the first place? That's so inhumane!

The hairstyle is gorgeous--from that specific angle. Unless you tower over her, you're not going to see the rose when facing her.

Mittens are closer to "hand socks" than gloves since all of your fingers share one space.

I think you mean 500 puth-ups

2009 Barbie looks like Britney Spears on the cover of her album Circus

If your pussy is that hot, you might want to consult a doctor

Spring looks so short

I bet it's Florida Man.

"Siri, Apple sucks!"

Honestly, if you want to burn calories, do HIIT (High Intensity Interval Training). The workouts are like 5-15 minutes long and you won't have to do 54 minutes of lunges in order to burn off a soda.

I love how it gets more 2-dimensional each time.

The irony is beautiful.

*Remembers that I usually have 20 bug bites on me at a time in the summer and packs all my belongings*

One year, I wanted to be the sun for Halloween, so my mom bought these styrofoam cones, painted them yellow, and glued them onto a headband for me.

No.