My sister used to do this all the time. She would watch TV while being on her phone, and then she would rewind the past 20 minutes of the show because she missed it while being on her phone.

I think people lack balance in their mindsets sometimes, especially when it comes to political and social issues. For example, it's important to recognize that racial and gender privilege exists and we should strive to change that. However, we should not slam a white male simply because of his genetics at the same time.
Equality and balance are very similar words--it's about time we apply the latter to the former.

I love that these are just humorous and not flat out hurtful.

Why did someone go to a state with the specific purpose of tickling old people?

The kids won't notice. Worst case scenario, you give the teacher something to laugh about later.

The worst is when people say stuff like "oh, [insert minority here] cant be racist!"
Like, no, that's not true at all. I've had people dislike me purely because I am white, and I know that I'm not the only one who this has happened to.

This may be an insensitive question, but how do wheelchair bound women have sex in the first place? I can get a general idea if it's back-related, but not leg related.

Or they just touched their own.

Or still Cameron Diaz. The woman can keep her name if she wants to (I'm not trying to pull any SJW shit; it just annoys me when people just assume that the woman will take the man's name when they get married).