No, I'm pretty sure it means don't drive while wasted and put several lives at risk.

Finally. I've been waiting my whole life for gluten-free meth. How was I supposed to know that Celiac disease would stand in the way of me ruining my life?

Junior year of high school or college?

It's even more effective if you're a girl.

Nah, I'm still pretty cute.

I don't like Trump, but I have to give him credit on two things:
1. He aims to get rid of common core
2. He's trying to give families paid maternity leave

This is true, but bringing attention to an issue is a very important first step.

Dogs are great at detecting emotions, and will often stay close to you if you're in emotional distress. I remember my dog staying super close to me and being more clingy than usual when I kept crying one day.

The fox looks so proud and it makes me super happy.

My boyfriend and I joke that adult timeout is when hockey players have to sit in the penalty box.

Fergie has an amazing voice for rock. She did a song with Slash called "Beautiful Dangerous" and she sounds amazing. Here's a link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMfpQtBLWn0

I hope the uber driver will play the song "Jesus Take the Wheel" during the drive.

Now that I think about it, North Korea probably has one of the lowest carbon footprint of any country.

Men are victims of domestic abuse just as much as women are; the number of victims per gender are about the same. However, men are much less likely to report it.

This reminds me of a post on here a while ago where this girl was talking about how it's not that hard to be debt-free after college, except this post is about hard work and determination rather than being condescending.

Shitty parking story: I was at the gas station and I was using the back pump because someone else's car was at the front pump. The front car leaves and I eventually get to as well. But then I see that I can't drive passed the front pump because someone decides to park their huge truck in a spot perpendicular to the front pump. I was forced to reverse very carefully so that I could leave where I entered while avoiding the gas station sign and other cars parked on the side.

Judge: This is a trial accusing you of cannibalism