"I never talk about doing cross fit!"

Dalmatians are one of the more temperamental dog breeds, so that might not be a good idea. I can easily see a family suing if a puppy ends up snapping at a kid.

Aesthetic is a noun, not an adjective.

Puma because he looks like a puma and he would make me puma pants out of fear.

I did a live-action animation project back in February. It was a 30 second project and it took me three hours to do it; I'm no professional, but keep this in perspective. Imagine how long it must've taken to do that scene.

The old iphone messaging format is a time capsule of its own.

I honestly find it absurd that there is a word that only one race can socially acceptably say. We have words universally considered to be foul and most people don't say those words (ex--cunt in the USA), but why should there be a word that is offensive for all but one race to say? If a word is that vulgar, then shouldn't no one say it in the first place?

I'd personally rather not have a self-driving car. Driving keeps my mind occupied on a long trip, so I would just hate to sit there and keep watch in the small chance that the computer's AI would malfunction.

I hated those posters as a kid because of the faces. 7 year-old me (and 19 year-old me) thought they were aesthetically displeasing; the mouths creeped me out.

I think it's cool when people display their awards and such in their room because you can just look and see what they've achieved. However, for some reason, I take serious issue with families who parade their and their children's medals/awards throughout the entire living room and public downstairs. It always gives me the impression that the family is overly competitive and/or needs physical validation that they have accomplished something in life.

Everyone who had a rough childhood has that one thing that helped them cope. For me, it was my gameboy and playing Pokemon Crystal. I had other games, but Pokemon was the only one that truly captivated me and sucked me into its own world. I could go on adventures with the friends that I captured; I could do what I want unless there was a stupid tree in my way. Team Rocket never scared me because I knew my former stepmom and step sister were worse people, but I at least could escape them for a bit while playing Pokemon.

"Andre, there's another me in the house!"
"Grandma, that's just the mirror!"
I feel like the first two seasons of Victorious are shows that would still be funny as you get older.

That hotdog suspiciously looks like clipart.

I wonder if journalists and writers ever get black-balled in their job markets for working at Buzzfeed. Fluff articles and listicles aren't exactly the best thing for building one's career.

Wit and self-awareness can go a long way.