They're good dogs, cale 26 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
I honestly want to meet the person in charge of the We Rate Dogs twitter account because he/she is so witty and hilarious.
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The government 27 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
Yeah, basically the first amendment allows you to openly criticize the government without getting arrested. You also have freedom of speech, but there is a famous court case that decided that your first amendment rights does not extend to you shouting "fire" in a theater when there is none.
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What happens after marriage 29 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
I'm with @anthracite here. I feel like sexual acts shouldn't be treated as an incentive to do something. If I was ever told "I'll have sex with you if you do [insert menial task here]," I would run away from that relationship. People should have sex because of attraction, not as some reward.
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For real tho 7 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
I like the idea of Ziplock on cereal bags, but it would only work best on large pieces of cereal (like Chex). Cereal with smaller pieces (like Cocoa Pebbles) could easily get stuck in the zipper system and jam it, especially when you're down to the crumbs.
Edit: I'm talking about traditional ziplock bags here; this problem would be much less likely to occur with the ziplock gliding mechanism.
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Edit: I'm talking about traditional ziplock bags here; this problem would be much less likely to occur with the ziplock gliding mechanism.
For real tho 7 comments
Deadly accuracy 10 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
Considering that the Fort Worth house has around 3,000 more square feet than the New York house, it would make sense for the former to be at least $15,000 more.
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What is das? 9 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
I've always said dis-ah-nee, the dis part being more subdued. My pronunciation has always been terrible though. I was also trying to make the joke as clear as possible
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Any girls can confirm this? 14 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
I don't know the full context of this, but I wouldn't be surprised if everyone saw through the disguise and continued to play along with it.
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Adele's husband is the most romantic 3 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
Can we just appreciate how long it must have taken to write a love note on every piece of confetti? That's love and dedication.
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Boneless toothpaste 3 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
That's some rock hard toothpaste you're using then. Liquid toothpaste may be a better term to use.
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Panda dog. 7 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
I'm not sure on the logistics of the whole story. Here's a link on it though http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/16/world/asia/china-zoo-dog-lion/index.html
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Two spots... But he paid for both! 8 comments
Panda dog. 7 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
This reminds me of the time a zoo in China tried to pass off a dog as a lion, but then people noticed that it barked.
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NSFW because racist and sexy time meme 4 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
Wow, the guy in the second panel is really dark! It provides a fascinating contrast between the woman's porcelain skin.
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Everything you see in this picture is cake 9 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
The starbucks coffee cup also has a small dip that wouldn't be featured in manufactured coffee cups.
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Is the table or window crooked 15 comments
That took a horrifying turn 24 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
I always thought it seemed really cruel to buy a pet just to feed it to a snake, but learning this clears up a lot.
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Everything you see in this picture is cake 9 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
I'm most impressed by the lettering, which I personally consider to be the most difficult and tedious part of art. Those words look like legitimate labels.
Everything you see in this picture is cake 9 comments
Shots fired 6 comments
The Tale of The Wacko Tobacco 10 comments
lane6
· 7 years ago
Me saying "just because something is commonplace..." wasn't necessarily referring to the use of the word retarded; that was a general comment to you saying that it's "also offensive to call someone a multiple of words and racial slangs."
And I would like to admit my own biases: I have a disability, so I am more likely to react to someone using retarded when meaning stupid.
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And I would like to admit my own biases: I have a disability, so I am more likely to react to someone using retarded when meaning stupid.